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How do you do I forgive you everything and there is nothing to forgive.
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Which is a cream, can cream.
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Never the less.
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Pearls.
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Shoulders.
Upper states.
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White papers.
Slippers.
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Furnish seats nicely.
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Please repeat for.
Please repeat.
This is a name to Anna.
Cushions and pears.
Reason purses.
Reason purses to relay to relay carpets.
Marble is thorough fare.
Nuts are spittoons.
That is a word.
That is a word careless.
Paper peaches.
Paper peaches are tears.
Rest in grapes.
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Thoroughly needed signs.
All but.
Relieving relieving.
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That is plenty.
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Symbol of beauty.
Thimble of everything.
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Cunning of everything.
Cunning of thimble.
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Place in pets.
Night town.
Night town a glass.
Color mahogany.
Color mahogany center.
Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.
Loveliness extreme.
Extra gaiters.
Loveliness extreme.
Sweetest ice-cream.
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Sweeter than peaches and pears and cream.
Wiped wire wiped wire.
Extra extreme.
Put measure treasure.
Measure treasure.
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Dough.
That will do.
Cup or cup or.
Excessively illigitimate.
Pussy pussy pussy what what.
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Ever.
Mercy for a dog.
Medal make medal.
Able able able.
A go to green and a letter spoke a go to green or praise or
Worships worships worships.
Door.
Do or.
Table linen.
Wet spoil.
Wet spoil gaiters and knees and little spools little spools or ready silk lining.
Suppose misses misses.
Curls to butter.
Curls.
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See at till.
Louise.
Sunny.
Sail or.
Sail or rustle.
Mourn in morning.
The way to say.
Patter.
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Robber.
A high b and a perfect sight.
Little things singer.
Jane.
Aiming.
Not in description.
Day way.
A blow is delighted.

-- From Gertrude Stein's 'Geography and Plays' (1922)

our hearts are wrong

Auto da Procrastinação

Tudo o que faço ou medito

Fica sempre na metade.

Querendo, quero o infinito.

Fazendo, nada é verdade.

Que nojo de mim me fica

Ao olhar para o que faço!

Minha alma é lúcida e rica,

E eu sou um mar de sargaço.

Fernando Pessoa

daft punk, orchestra version

I've made a lot mistakes, and it's taken me a lot of years to finally realize that all I want to do is be with her.

A ti, a originalidade.

A.A., 06/05/11

Restam as coisas simples. São as mais belas. Por exemplo o haver uma pessoa que goste de outra. Isto é o mais belo de tudo o que há no mundo por mais que se procure por todo o lado. O que é que quer dizer uma menina gostar de um menino ou um menino gostar de uma menina? Quer dizer: fazerem tudo um pelo outro.

Pedro Paixão

The easiest way to fall in love with a song

I'm not lovin' you the way I wanted to

What I had to do, had to run from you

I'm in love with you but the vibe is wrong

And that haunted me all the way home

Eu sou sincero: não aprecio sinceridade

Há um número alarmante de pessoas para quem a sinceridade é um atributo notável. Tanto que anunciam a despropósito e sem puder a sua própria sinceridade, normalmente antes de uma observação desagradável. Funciona assim: "Eu sou sincero: essa camisa fica-lhe mal"

Talvez o leitor já tenha reparado num flagelo que assola a sociedade portuguesa. É o flagelo da sinceridade. Há um número alarmante de pessoas para quem a sinceridade é um atributo estimável. Tanto que, ao que tenho testemunhado com cada vez maior frequência, anunciam a despropósito e sem pudor a sua própria sinceridade, normalmente antes de uma observação desagradável. Funciona assim: "Eu sou sincero: essa camisa fica-lhe mal." Como é evidente, o proprietário da camisa fica duplamente amesquinhado: não só está mal vestido como se encontra junto de uma pessoa sincera. Os nossos defeitos parecem ainda piores quando estamos na presença de alguém que é tão obviamente virtuoso. As pessoas com quem me dou sabem bem o que é carregar esse fardo.

É interessante reparar no modo como o autor deste tipo de frase é, em geral, atormentado pela sua própria nobreza de caráter. Outras pessoas teriam a desonestidade de elogiar aquela camisa, ou fariam um silêncio igualmente condenável. O sincero não pode, uma vez que é sincero. Não é desagradável, nem impertinente, nem descortês. É sincero. No fundo, o que está a dizer é: "Não há nada a fazer. Eu bem me esforço para não ser tão moralmente irrepreensível, mas não consigo. É a mais elevada dignidade que me obriga a dizer-te que tens mau gosto."

No entanto, tenho dificuldade em entender que ser sincero seja uma qualidade. Dizer o que se pensa não tem nada de admirável. Penso eu. É fácil (e todos sabemos que o caminho para a virtude é intrincado), revela sobranceria (que têm as minhas opiniões de tão especial para que eu me sinta no dever de as comunicar aos outros?), e é muitas vezes desagradável (os meus pensamentos são, na esmagadora maioria das vezes, de uma inconveniência assinalável). Creio, aliás, que a vida em sociedade se baseia precisamente na nossa maravilhosa capacidade de não revelar o que pensamos. Sim, eu acho que determinada senhora é gorda, mas não lho vou dizer ­ sobretudo se ela mo perguntar. Claro que o odor corporal de certo indivíduo é desagradável, mas ninguém me convence que eu serei uma pessoa melhor se lhe disser: "Eu sou sincero: o senhor cheira a táxi."

O problema, creio, é que a nossa sociedade está erradamente convencida de que a autenticidade é um valor que se deve prezar. "Sê tu mesmo", ouvimos a toda a hora. "Tu deves ser igual a si próprio", dizem-nos também. São, como é óbvio, maus conselhos. Vamos tentar ser um pouco melhores que isso, digo eu. Só se eu fosse parvo é que seria igual a mim próprio. Trata-se de um caminho que não me levaria a lado nenhum. Por que razão devo ser eu mesmo se, com algum empenho, posso tentar ser uma pessoa decente? Não me choca que Shakespeare e Bach tenham passado pela vida a tentar ser eles mesmos, mas é melhor para o mundo que eu e, por exemplo, Charles Manson, tentemos ser diferentes de nós próprios.

Eu sou sincero: vou continuar a ser dissimulado.

Ricardo Araújo Pereira, in Visão

Petite Pute

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow.

You go, grandpa!

At age 76, Shigeo Tokuda is one of the oldest male porn actors in Japan, acting out the fantasies of men in one of the world's oldest societies. Here he is in the office of an adult film production company in Tokyo. (Randi Lynn Beach / For The Times)

The films play upon well-documented Japanese male fantasies. In each, Tokuda plays a gray-haired master of sex who teaches his ways to an assortment of young nurses and secretaries. Whips and sex aides often factor in the plotlines.
"I'm a role model for a lot of men," he says. "I do my best."

 

oh putain! you have to watch this

How to become parisien in one hour.

Theatre main d'or, Paris

Now that Dan and Blair are a romantic couple, who else will 'Gossip Girl' hook up?

in the Los Angeles Times

Dan blair

Blair spent most of high school with Nate, then moved on to a tumultuous, multi-season romance with Chuck -- who has also gotten with Vanessa and (shudder) Jenny. Nate has swapped spit with Jenny and dated Vanessa (who gave it a shot with Dan) and Serena for a while. Then, of course, there's the love that dare speak its name far too often, between Dan and his stepsister, Serena.

It has become so difficult to keep the main "Gossip Girl" cast's hook-ups straight that, back in October, the CW had to provide us with a chart.

And now, the unthinkable has happened: Dan and Blair have finally kissed, despite his obsession with Serena and her lingering feelings for Chuck (although we won't find out whether they liked it or not until the show returns from hiatus April 18). With only one notable exception, every one of the show's original teenage characters has now shared a bed, or at least a lip lock, with every other cast member he or she might conceivably be attracted to. So, for the rest of "Gossip Girl's" run, the writers will either have to bring in quite a few new love interests or get very creative in throwing together the characters they already have.

With this in mind, I've imagined some of the unlikely flings that may be coming our way and how they might come to pass.

Serena and Chuck

It seems odd that the dream girl and the playboy have never spent a debauched night in each other's arms, doesn't it? Perhaps it's because his dad married her mom -- but it's not like that stopped Serena and Dan. Surely they will get together as a result of Dan and Blair's forbidden romance. Serena will walk in on her best friend and ex-boyfriend canoodling in the Brooklyn loft's living room during a routine visit to torture Dan into ruining his life just a little bit more on her behalf. She'll make a teary-eyed retreat to Manhattan, where Chuck will catch her sobbing, sexily, at a hotel bar. When Serena tells him what she's just seen, the jealous pair will make an awful, drunken mistake and never speak of their night together again.

Nate and Eric

Chuck may be the one who's already copped to fluid sexuality, but it's Nate who desperately needs a good story line. Maybe he'd be more interesting if only he'd realize he's bisexual? I imagine the pretty, big-hearted galoot would make a move on Eric the same way he recently snagged Raina -- by getting him high, playing some video games and then feeding his lover some Ben & Jerry's. (Hubby Hubby, anyone?) If it means Eric will finally get some more screen time, I'm for it.

Chuck and Georgina

The next time Chuck and Blair are at war, he and Georgina will reluctantly come together to bring down the Queen Bee. Then, one night, as they celebrate their scheme's success over some martinis in the back of Chuck's limo, they'll lock eyes. And in that moment, deep inside their twisted souls, they will realize they're destined to spend their lives together, destroying everything in their wake to satisfy their desires, like Macbeths for the 21st century. Yes, it's unlikely. But who wouldn't like to see the permanent return of Georgina Sparks?

Dan and Dorota

Once Dan and Blair come to their senses and realize that a relationship between them can never work, he drops by her place while she's out to pick up his toothbrush and back issues of the New Yorker. There, he finds Dorota. As by far the sanest person on the Upper East Side, she confesses that she thinks Mr. Dan is the best thing that ever happened to Miss Blair. Since B has been messing with his head for the last several months, Dan's self-esteem is in the gutter, and he has eyes for anyone who has a kind word to say to him. From there, it's only a short trip to B's bedroom. Too bad her minions are always watching. (Note: This scenario occurs in the parallel universe where Dorota doesn't have an adorable husband and baby.)

Lily and Nate

Nate's hooked up with every other girl on the show, and he's clearly into older women. (Remember Lady Catherine?) Lily is the hottest mom in all of Manhattan, and she might benefit from a lover too stupid to uncover her schemes. So really, all that's keeping them apart are Mama Van der Woodsen's already-weak morals. I see it happening at Chuck and Nate's after a heated business argument between Lily and her stepson. Chuck storms out, Lily sinks into the couch for a good cry, and there's sweet, handsome Nate to dull her pain. Serena, Eric, meet your new stepdad!

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